I'm a noob a parody of some nights by F.U.N.

Most nights I stay up building awful structures,

Most people laugh as they see.

Most nights I try to build an awesome castle,

Even the creepers take pity.

But I try my best,

I still build things awfully,

I am easily, A professional noob.

I tried to bake a cake,

It killed my girlfriend,

Sulfur,

Doesn't go,

In a cake

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is it now is the time,

Time to fix this crime,

Why don't I break this down already?

I can't even build myself a house.

My girlfriends a zombie spouse,

I'm almost ready to just give in.

There I see,

A builder who's got years on me,

He's making things out of redstone in seconds.

I aim to be,

Like this guy whose a mystery,

I gotta train so I can be,

can be,

Can be.

Most nights ironically a pig will punch me,

Only to try and steal my bacon.

Most nights I try to fix up all my structures,

So maybe the creepers will target me.

And I see him coming,

Over the mountains I swear I could,

Hear the angels sing

He brings a pickaxe,

It's made of diamonds.

Put's out,

His hand,

And gives it to me.

Hey man,

Take this pick,

I can see you're having trouble with all of this,

Well the secret lies in more of this,

It's shiny and it helps how could it be better.

So head into mines and get ready to hack,

At all the caves and mineshafts.

Cause from now on I declare you hence be known,

As a minecraft pro so go and PWN

So now I'm running with diamonds sword,

Slashing at all the hordes.

I sit on a throne made of villagers.

I rule this world with all my might,

The creepers attack at night,

I shed a tear when they blow up.

Because right now,

I know.

I'm not a noob.