Where'd my wood go? (a parody of 500 chunks)



When I wake up,

Well I know I'm gonna go,

I'm gonna go find all the wood you stole from me.

When I wander,

Well, I know I could have gone,

I could have gone and got some more wood from that tree.

And if I'm walking,

Yeah, I know there's other wood.

But I want my wood! It... it's my wood!

And if I'm farming,

Well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the one that's farming next to that gentleman over there.

But I would walk 500 chunks.

And I would walk 500 more.

Just to get back every single wooden block you stole from me before.

When they're creeping,

Well

I know that I will die,

I will die because you've stolen all my wood.

When they blow up, (blow up!)

Well I know I'm gonna hide,

I'm gonna hide cause being up there will do no good.

When I'm searching, (when I'm searching!)

Well, I know I'm gonna search,

I'm gonna search through everyone's inventory.

When I'm exploring,

Well, I know I'm gonna find,

I'm gonna find my wood, I'll even cross the sea.

But I would walk 500 chunks,

And I would walk 500 more.

Just to get back every single wooden block, you stole from me before.

Where'd my wood go?

(Where'd my wood go?)

Where'd my wood go?

(Where'd my wood go?)

Where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, wood go? x2

When I'm sinking,

Well I know I'm gonna sink,

I'm gonna sink and then I'm likely go to drown.

When I surface,

Well I know I'm gonna see,

I'm gonna see some... Oh my god! It's my wood!

When you're unconscious,

Well, I know I'm gonna take,

I'm gonna take back my wood while you're knocked out.

And when I run home, (when I run home)

Well I know I've got my wood,

I got my wood and it's my wood without a doubt.

I got my wood and it's my wood without a doubt.

But I would walk 500 chunks

And I would walk 500 more

Just to get back every single wooden block you stole from my before

[x3]

Where'd my wood go?

(Where'd my wood go?)

Where'd my wood go?

(Where'd my wood go?)

Where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, where'd my wood, wood go?

But I would walk 500 chunks

And I would walk 500 more

Just to get back every single wooden block you stole from me before.