Screw the nether

"Screw the nether" is a parody of "Moves like Jagger" with: Peter Hollens, Christina Aguilera, Mac Miller, Maroon 5, and Savannah Outen. Yogscast created the parody in 2012 with the vocals of Martyn Littlewood, Simon Lane, Lewis Brindley, and Additional Vocals by Tom Clarke. they are more known by their a channel names "inthelittlewood" and "YOGSCAST Lewis and Simon".



Lyrics
(Martyn)

It's deep underground,

Past the bedrock.

But don't dig straight down,

You'll regret that.

But now you feel brave,

Equipped with your spade,

To roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold,

This stuffs purple.

Or so i've been told,

By some people.

I'll find a few bricks,

Where the 2 of these mix,

With a couple of clicks,

I’ll be swinging my pick.

This is all the prep that I go through,

Even if my tools are just make do.

I’m moving to the nether

I’m moving to the nether

I’m moving to the nether

10 blocks is the magical total,

As that's enough to build up my portal.

Moving to the nether

I’m moving to the nether

I’m moving to the nether.

(Lewis)

Welcome to hell,

Weathers great here.

So pull up a chair,

Have a cold beer.

You can live by the sea,

So happy you’ll be,

With your cobblestone tree.

Oh!

The neighbors aren't bright,

But delicious.

We eat bacon all night,

It’s nutritious.

Hear all of them squeal,

For the damage i deal,

There’s plenty to steal

(Martyn)

Hack and slash,

Gold nuggets? i’m rich!

(Martyn and lewis)

Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight?

Glowstone’s all we need to keep things bright.

Down here in the nether,

We love it in the nether,

You’ll love it in the nether.

Don't expect to see any creepers,

That's one of my favorite features.

Down here in the nether,

We love it in the nether,

You’ll love it in the nether.

(Simon)

You gotta know,

You have to fight,

Learn to play,

There’s mobs, but it’s not night.

A wooden sword won’t do it,

They’re gonna blast right through it,

You got a potion use it.

So watch your back,

I won’t warn you twice.

Fight the ghast,

Ooooooooh!

Make it cry.

They shoot the ground around you,

Making holes to fall through.

You know your probably going to,

A-A-A-Ah!

-in the lava again.

(Lewis, Simon and Martyn)

Feels like hell the things I’ve just been through,

Wont believe a word when i tell you.

Know what? screw the nether.

You know what? screw the nether.

You know what? screw the nether.

Can't believe I lost my new gear too.

Think I'd better come and rejoin you.

Know what? screw the nether.

You know what? screw the nether.

You know what? screw the nether.